Lent my sister's ex three hundred quid for his "sure thing" crypto scheme back in twenty-twenty, watched him post holiday pics from Tenerife six months later while I was picking up extra Deliveroo shifts on Christmas Eve. Mum called me daft for expecting gratitude from someone who'd already done a runner on my sister, but it wasn't about gratitude — it was about him looking me in the eye at my own kitchen table and swearing on his nan's life. Never again. 🤷♀️