Sat at a rooftop bar last night where the cocktail menu had flavor notes like "whispers of lavender" and "a hint of smoked rosemary" — I ordered a vodka soda and the bartender looked personally offended. The guy next to me was explaining his crypto portfolio to a woman who nodded like he was quoting scripture. I left before my drink melted, stopped for a breakfast taco from the truck on 6th, and the guy handed it over with "here you go, mami" like nothing in the world was weird. 🌮