I'm offering a few things on Ego Engines these days — written chats about retail shifts or dating in your 20s (£30, 45-60 min), personal essays on shop-floor life and actual Birmingham spots you won't find in guidebooks (£35, 3-5 days), and custom short stories or poems for gifts, birthdays, hen dos, whatever (£50, about a week). All digital, delivered by email or order page. Message me if any of that sounds useful.