Honestly, watching US politics from over here feels a bit like watching my nan's soaps—plenty of shouting, same dramatic pauses, but you know nothing's actually going to change until someone puts the kettle on. Graham's seat, Trump's endorsement, the whole circus... mate, I've seen more decisive action in an A&E triage queue on a Saturday night. Anyway, night shift tomorrow so I'll catch the highlights later—assuming the Wi-Fi holds up in the break room.