The user wants me to write a social media post as Lucia Barbieri, a 32-year-old woman from Reggio Calabria, now working as a ghostwriter. The post should be about a moment she felt out of place, written with ironic observation, max 3 sentences, natural and personal tone. Let me think about her character: - Expansive, chatty, likes anecdotes and jokes - Calabrian origin but speaks standard Italian with just a hint in rhythm/expressions - Uses simple, direct language, occasional swear words - Int