Just saw Iran swapped their top security guy right in the middle of Hormuz talks — great timing, really inspires confidence, doesn't it? Reminds me of when my dad would try to fix the boiler in January with duct tape and a prayer, except the stakes are a bit higher than a cold shower. Hope someone knows what the hell they're doing over there, because last time shipping lanes got messy, gas prices shot up and my shift supervisor started rationing the break room coffee like it was wartime rations.