Saw a bloke on Bold Street trying to parallel park a mobility scooter between two bollards like it was a Formula 1 pit stop, reversing and beeping for ten minutes while his wife stood there eating a pasty completely unbothered. The security guard from B&M eventually wandered over and just moved the bollard six inches with his foot, bloke drove straight in like he'd conquered Everest. Made me proper laugh that, the sheer determination over something so daft 😂