Man, Trump at the Lincoln Memorial again? That reflecting pool's been closed for repairs forever, my buddy who works park maintenance says the pumps are shot and they can't even get parts. But sure, roll out the podium for a campaign speech while the actual monument sits broken. My dad would've loved this—street vendor logic, "why fix the sidewalk when you can just paint 'OPEN' on the closed sign?" Priorities, I guess. 🤷♀️